You have a what?
Hooked up with this girl, Got her name and number and made plans to smoke all day for 420 wake up next to her, finally get her to let me go so I can take a piss. Come back 30 mins later to see that her and her friends are gone. She sent me a text saying her friend was leaving and she needed to sleep in her bed, but would call me later. I’m texting her later, and the same flirty ness from...
Wish I had a drink
On the nights where I cry myself to sleep
To the girl
To the one that asked “Your such a good salsa dancer, how many classes have you taken?” My reply “None” *with a smile* She was impressed and ended up turning around And grinding on me the rest of the song in her salsa way hahahaha XD Liz, You want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
The best days are gone
I feel as if I’m in a downward sprial I have had the best days of my life and I can not see what can be better But I have to keep thinking, the last time I thought that Cut myself so bad that I about passed out There was a drive to stop, running to the bathroom Hiding from my mom And bandage my shit up before I did anything that I wouldn’t even get the chance to regret. I got...
Woke up remembering what it was like Your lips pressed to mine Laying in bed, and I can’t remember it to save my life I want your lips And My lips Pressed Yours on Mine Mine on yours And for it to never end Just so I will remember them and ours Pressed against each other in a shunned romance
how high do I have to go
Wow to be so High up above to think maybe how we could be together, even have a chance?. the higher I look and think we would have to be at the highest heights to even make we would changle each other to Fight for the Hardest we EVER WANTED TO FIGHT FOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! ForEVER! you! I thinking it may be youuu, and you, an uUU!
To think that in a month I will be back home 1800 miles away, 9,504,000 Feet, 1.1405e+8 inches 28 hours drive, 1,680 minutes, 100,800 seconds all that time and distance from you may bring me below rock bottom why can you not leave my dreams why can you not be so kind why are you so amazing with out being perfect its your imperfections that make me like you damn it
Down A Bottle
canyoushakethatfeeling: I hate how much money and alcohol it takes to get drunk It’d be so much easier If I could just kiss you And let my knees go weak And let me bite your neck And rub your shoulders I want to make you feel vulnerable In that way nobody else ever could I want to be your favorite lyric To your favorite song That you could tattoo on your chest And see See me I just...
It’s up to you The path that you choose Gotta do something different Now It’s all the same No one to blame Gotta do something different
Car is good, Gas will be okay, 1800 miles away seems like nothing, Can I just go now??
bankn0tes: my definition of the word ‘soulmate’ is basically when you meet someone and you just instantly click with them and you can talk to them for hours without either one getting bored of the other I just wish it were that easy.
I’m not in love with you anymore. I’ve been hurt too much. I was...– From someone that takes 5 years of my life away, and yet it all meant nothing
No. We’re not. We don’t work. I’m sorry but we don’t.– A bitch who doesn’t care who she kills
I fall in love with a new girl every week! damn those yoga pants!– STFU!!!
My girlfriend asked me to poop on her chest…so I did– College Confessions- what in the fuck?
#4166: Skipped a party this weekend and stayed in to watch a scary movie with my...– Props
#4183: I’ve faked every single orgasm with every guy I’ve been with...– Dumb!!! If your wanting amazing sex and orgasms stick to someone you fucking give a shit about and feel good enough around that you can talk to him about technique.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart...– Erica Jong quotes (American writer and feminist, 1942)
Smart people stop acting dumb. dumb people stop acting smart. Embrace your IQ.
Sex Crazed Girls who wonder why guys don’t want to date them. Because they don’t have to work to get in their pants. Cause you’re Slutty, and will open up for anyone with a Hard-On Come on fellow ladies. Cover the fuck up
Dumbest convo ever
Girl 1: Hellur
Guy: Learn to spell before you send me asks!
Girl 2: She was trying to be cute dickhead.
Guy: Obviously didn't work!
Girl 1: Wow, now I see why guys like you only use their right hand.
Me: I don't think he is a dick head. Maybe, he just appreciates intelligent people. Being stupid doesn't equal being "cute"
Girl 2: Hope stay out of this. If you want dick then go find it somewhere else whore"
Guy: Thanks, Hope lol
Me: You're welcome. And oh I'm sorry did I offend you? This is the internet bitch. Get used to it.
Girl 2: I'm not worried about what some dick and a whore say.
Me: Hm? Oh, I'm sorry! Where you calling me a whore? I guess I just couldn't hear you through all the bull shit and stupidity coming through your mouth! What a shame... :( Not like I have a boyfriend or anything either. I guess if I comment on another status I'll level up from whore to skank. Sound right?
Guy: Hope, that dumb cunt just doesn't know when to stop huh?
Me: That's what I'm sayin'! Can't take the heat, stay out of the game. Or learn to spell and stay off the internet. Which ever works for you! ;)
hiburrnate: I remember this one time freshman year a girl made shirts for her boyfriend and her to wear and they had their “anniversery date” on it saying ” I love you so much” and then he broke up with her a week later. ha.