Are you an Idiot?
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You have a what?
Hooked up with this girl, Got her name and number and made plans to smoke all day for 420 wake up next to her, finally get her to let me go so I can take a piss. Come back 30 mins later to see that her and her friends are gone.
She sent me a text saying her friend was leaving and she needed to sleep in her bed, but would call me later.
I’m texting her later, and the same flirty ness from earlier was gone, flat out just asked her out on a date, but more of a hang out type thing.
“Plans already sorry, my boyfriend…….” I dont know what the rest of the text said!!
You looked pretty single last night with out lips locked
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If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
(via canyoushakethatfeeling)
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Wish I had a drink
On the nights where I cry myself to sleep
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(via comic-view)
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To the girl
To the one that asked
“Your such a good salsa dancer, how many classes have you taken?”
My reply
“None” *with a smile*
She was impressed and ended up turning around
And grinding on me the rest of the song in her salsa way
hahahaha XD
Liz, You want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
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Hahaha all the woman in my life that have ever been close to me!!!!
Love you all still dearly!
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(via canyoushakethatfeeling)
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Lookit That Face by quaddie
